Sometimes I wonder why I feel so called to live in Hollywood, sometimes it feels like God has a particularly sick sense of humor. I mean this is the land of dreams, a place where stars are found and millions are made. And the truth is I don’t really care for a star on Hollywood Boulevard and no amount of money can warm the heart of any man. The truth is I get real sad every time a bottled blond girl with a Californian tan, collagen filled lips and breasts that only a surgeon could design walks on by.
It’s all an illusion, a filthy lie, if only I scored this role, or hooked up with this dude, or had a palace in the Hollywood Hills? If I had these things I would finally be… happy. Drink from this bottle of happiness, and you will never be thirsty again, so long as you never stop drinking…

