The trouble with blogging everyday is that sometimes you simply have no idea what to write? I think this is around blog number 280 and to be honest it’s 10.39pm and I nearly forgot about to write today. Hmmm you no doubt would have been so much poorer.

What is the secret to good blogging? Personally I am of the belief that short is always best and one should write in paragraphs of no more than two or three sentences? Also being regular and predictable is probably also good… much like bowel motions.

Bowel motions however should never be mentioned because poo humor is a dangerous and unpredictable thing which can sometimes offend a reader.